Forget the Oscars…This is the:
"Year in Trevor’s Life" Awards!
2009 has come and gone, and now the time has come to award the people, events, and stuff in Trevor’s life from this past year. What is the purpose of these awards? Come on, it’s awards! Everyone loves awards.
*Please note, these awards may not actually cover the most important parts of Trevor's life from 2009. Think of it more as a grab bag filled with mostly inconsequential randomness.
Biggest surprise: Getting my own place before the end of the year….in Claremont?!
Biggest Letdown: Ramen noodles are not as nutritious as home cooked meals.
Best Television show from a past year: Arrested Development
Best Television show (current): Lost
Best source of random knowledge: Derek
Best partner in comedy, and crime: Johnny
Lead the flock (best pastor): Chuck
The one that ran away (best runner): Amy
Best author of actual books and not just stupid blogs like this one: Joyce
Most awkward in a social setting but getting good at it: Trevor
Best at eliciting a reaction of shock in a social setting: Johnny
Best excuse for being late for work: "It was snowing!"
Most disturbing comment: "I could eat a person before I could eat a rat."
Most prominent feeling of the year: Lethargy
Runner up for most prominent feeling of the year: Hope
Biggest source of disappointment: Good people using God as a weapon against those with a “smaller faith.”
Story least likely to be completed: Frank Cumby
Most likely to marry my brother: Casey
Best proof that my brother has always been the lucky one: Casey
Most likely to run a Marathon: Amy
Most likely to beat world 8 in Super Mario Brothers: Johnny and Trevor
Thank you to everyone who participated in life this year. May 2010 be a year to remember. It better be, because the world ends in 2012 anyways.
5 comments:
Well, thanks for the award! And the list in general. Very fun way to communicate your life story.
Can't wait to read your next chapter. Not talking about Frank Cumby either. Although, that too.
i would like to thank God for these numerous awards. I am honored beyond my ability to be honored to get these. Also, I just jabbed my head into the bottom corner of a cabinet door.
Very clever post! I love the awards! Thanks for including me... although I feel like you could have left out the most disturbing comment. haha
Here's to 2010 - a year filled with awards you will be excited to write about in 2011. Including Frank's story being published.
Frank Cumby has one award he wants to add. I do apologize but he insisted relentlessly:
Most likely to annoy me into an early grave: This blog and all of your comments to this HACK author. Go away!
Well what about one for the weirdo who bugged you the most at the office and threw things at your head. And then condemmed you to hell with the love of Harry Potter....but wait that prob should have been the awards for last year....talk at you soon so we can chill!
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